‘…there’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say. “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.” There. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.’

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) in The Jerk

The Jerk


8 Responses to Quotes

  1. hypothesis says:

    Ah, words to live by!

    The Jerk must be one of the top 10 comedies of all time, wouldn’t you say?

  2. aposteriori2 says:

    Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What’s our vector Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower’s radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That’s Clarence Oveur! Over.
    Tower voice: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?

  3. aposteriori2 says:

    “Wrong is wrong, even when it helps ya.”

    Popeye the Sailor

  4. aposteriori2 says:

    “I sense a rising anti-intellectualism in this country today……some guy came to my house and asked to read the gas meter, I said, ‘whatever happened to the classics!’

    Emo Phillips

  5. hypothesis says:

    Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.

    Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.

  6. well.. it’s like I knew!

  7. singapore says:


    […]Quotes « Brothers-in-law[…]…

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