Cooking School

February 7, 2008

I’m going to open a cooking school and call it, “Fork University.”

That way, the shirts will read “Fork U.”

One of the fraternities could be “ata pie.”*

No hazing would be allowed. Glazing, on the other hand, would be encouraged.

*”ata pie” coined by a friend of mine.


Unfair Labor Practices

January 30, 2008

There is a sign at my work that says, “SAFETY HAS NO QUITTING TIME.”

I find this totally unfair to Safety! Maybe Safety has breaks, but that is not enough!

Safety deserves some time off!

What’s For Brinner?

November 4, 2007

OK, I was having a discussion with a friend of mine and I decided to define what eating times are which. I’m certain thousands of other people have already decided about these things, but since they haven’t informed me thus far, I decided to decide for myself . . . except I couldn’t quite decide on one time-frame.

This is what I have so far:

~11:00 P.M. ~4:00 A.M. = Midnight Snack

~4:00 A.M.~11:00 A.M. = Brunch

~11:00 A.M.~2:00 P.M. = Lunch

~2:00 P.M.~5:00 P.M. = Linner/Lupper

~5:00 P.M~8:00 P.M = Dinner/Supper

Here’s where I need some help:

~8:00 P.M~11:00 P.M.= ??????????????

So, what is it called between 8 and 11 pm?

I’d like to squeeze Brinner in there too, a word I think I thought up because I never heard of it before. But Brinner (and perhaps even Brupper) has to do with the content of the meal, not just the timeframe. Brinner: you know, like having scrambled eggs, pancakes, toast and bacon for Brinner/Brupper.

Of course this could mean that T-bone steak with a baked potato and green beens between 4 and 11 am would be Dinfast or Sukfast.

random weirdness

October 2, 2007

2 things have occured to me and there is no time anymore to wait for the mainstream press to pick this up – so I will publish it here!

1) We have an inadvertant dog theme going with our avatars or 1A) – We have a dog theme going and I just realized it now.

2) You could trim trees to make the toothpicks and, thereby have a win/win situation as trimming would make the trees grow larger and stronger by pruining them and you could make toothpicks without cutting down trees. [[Quit Shaving and Help The Environment (?)]]