February 7, 2008
I’m going to open a cooking school and call it, “Fork University.”
That way, the shirts will read “Fork U.”
One of the fraternities could be “ata pie.”*
No hazing would be allowed. Glazing, on the other hand, would be encouraged.
*”ata pie” coined by a friend of mine.
November 21, 2007
‘…there’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say. “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.” There. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.’
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) in The Jerk