‘…there’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say. “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.” There. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.’
“I sense a rising anti-intellectualism in this country today……some guy came to my house and asked to read the gas meter, I said, ‘whatever happened to the classics!’
Brothers-in-law 
Ah, words to live by!
The Jerk must be one of the top 10 comedies of all time, wouldn’t you say?
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What’s our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower’s radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That’s Clarence Oveur! Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Me: Roger.
“Wrong is wrong, even when it helps ya.”
Popeye the Sailor
“I sense a rising anti-intellectualism in this country today……some guy came to my house and asked to read the gas meter, I said, ‘whatever happened to the classics!’
Emo Phillips
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
well.. it’s like I knew!
singapore…
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